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An electric multiple unit from Europe that is going to replace those nasty gallery cars on Caltrain
I love F40PH and I will miss them, but I ain’t going to miss those gallery cars. But the Stadler kiss is awesome
Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.
"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"
Fatal Kiss:
When you're eating someone's ass and they accidently shart right in your mouth.
Bro I was tossing her salad hard when she ripped a fatal kiss. It was horrible
just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me
it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.
I Santa Kissed your mom last night.
This basically means kissing someone when they're dying, and after the kiss they're dead. Basically being happy one last time before they meet their end.
"Did that anime character really receive an Afterlife kiss?"
"Yeah, it was so sad. I cried all night."