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When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
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on edge, angry, mad, when you are trippin'
Eric: Man i frickin hate life, today is not my day
Zakk: Bro, get over it..you got some cheese in yo' sneakers
An invention made by attaching individual macaroni pieces to the prongs of a fork after preparing a bowl of Mac and cheese (usually, but not limited to, Kraft)
“Only the strongest women make Mac and cheese tridents”
When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.
Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.
Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.
To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.
If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."
"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
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A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.
"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."
Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.
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A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.
Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.
Brittany: Hell yeah girl!
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