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the reason for the termination of photosynthesis is to measure the amount of testosterone in the air then times x by the power of flex tape and he will give you the answer of 30#*₩£?♧~《¿
Donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?
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When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
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Person, who addictively plays Brawl 24/7 or 200 hours straight. It also a person who addicting make amusing stupid smash jokes like IT~S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! WAT? over 9000?!?!?!?!?!??!
with ganon`s taunt. Also a person who rants that noobs don`t have mindgamez and fails at brawl or any other smash game. Is also known to be a fag of tier lists and says "mk rapes all!!!!!!!!" I Should go and main him" y other says " Sonic fails at this game lolz, NO KILL MOVES! NO PRIORITY! TOO FUCKIN PREDICTABLE! Also plays Coin Launcher for the hell of it. Also a person who thinks, breathes, sleeps, and even eats brawl and have a appetite for top tier noobs. Also Rapes noobs with shitty low-tier charcters like Sonic (Steak TIER!!!!!!) " UR TOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and spams it constantly in ur face and also spams Ike`s dildo taunt just for the animation. Also Says FD ONLY, NO ITEMS< AND FUX ONLY!!!!!!! otherwise ur a NOob!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
tiers are for queers, Taunt Fags,
super smash bros. brawl addict
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Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.
-"Hey man you want to hang out?"
- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"
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Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
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"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???
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Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/ 3DS is the latest installment of the Smash Bros series.
Released October 4 2014 for the 3DS and December 6 for the Wii U.
Featuring lots of characters from Mario to Mii Fighters.
Featuring 3rd party characters like Sonic The Hedgehog, Mega Man and Pac-Man.
It has amiibo support, which you can train your amiibo to become a professional fighter.
It has an Online mode, featuring 2 modes: For Fun and For Glory, For Glory is the most played mode.
There is an item system that drops items in the battlefield randomly to help you out.
There are also 4 DLC characters: Mewtwo from Pokémon, Lucas from Earthbound, Roy from Fire Emblem and Ryu from Street Fighter.
There is also a Tournament Mode, where you can compete with players from all around the world.
There is also a stage creator mode, but it's pretty "useless" most of the times, because most people make unapropriated stages, like dick stages.
There are many and many things to talk about more, but if you wanna know more, go to the Smash wikia.
Then you can find all things Smash there.
Hey bro! Let's play Super Smash Bros for Wii U/ 3DS?
Yeah man, count on me!
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