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When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.
Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.
A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.
"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"
A euphemistic term for the butthole.
1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.
Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.
Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?
When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there
Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole
man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night