When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.
"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"
a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag
did you see the douche kanizzle at lowes today loading 2 tons of block into his s-10