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When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.
Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.
A special move only used by ginger Rhys
Ginger Rhys will you give you a left right good night
The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.
Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.
Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.
Rick: Ya, I could see that.
Popularized by Canadian musician, Pat Canavan, giving good Vegas means so much more than what is at the surface. To give good Vegas is to be the absolute embodiment of everything Las Vegas, Nevada stands for. Receiving good vegas can send any person straight into Nirvana. When you give good Vegas, you emit pure sunshine and bring a smile to the face of everyone you encounter. If you are lucky enough to have someone in your life that gives good Vegas, hold on to them. They are truly something special.
I met the most amazing girl last night. She gave good Vegas like I've never seen before! I couldn't help but look her in the eye and say "Babe, you give good Vegas."
Walking someone up by licking there butthole
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy
Addy-that's because you are