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When u are taking a shit and u have breakfast and coffee while doing it
Wow that was a really nice good morning and god bless
When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.
Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.
Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY
Being Good At Rocket League is having the best looking car!
Grand Champ: Anyone want to 1v1?
Gold: Im down
Grand Champ: *sees gold using white octane* no thanks you are Being Good At Rocket League.
When you nut in a girl's eye so much she squints and her face shrivels up
Friend: Yo you got with jessica last night?
You: Yeah, I gave her The Good 'ol Tokyo Jokyo
A special move only used by ginger Rhys
Ginger Rhys will you give you a left right good night