M$ Meat Wallet

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

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luncheon meat dungeon

A Vagina of a woman packed with luncheon meat truncheon

Man what a fucking tight luncheon meat dungeon your mom has.

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The other white meat

An expression used usually between two or more people in order to describe any newly discovered object, definition, situation, etc. This is something that one party is not aware of or that they possess the wrong definition or knowledge of.

"Hi John have you seen the new version of Internet Explorer?"

"Oh yes Internet Explorer 7?"

"No no no, Internet Explorer 8 Beta?"

"ahh yes the other white meat"

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meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

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Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.

Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.

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Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

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meat cigars

The coolest band in the world

Man that Meat Cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!

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