Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.
This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...
A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.
After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
My ex who's white surprimacist was getting married to a Mexican and I have never heard of a Mexican Surprimacist
My first affiliated boyfriend all about white power was getting married till I looked up his Mexican Fiancé I ain't ever heard of a Mexican Surprimacist