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Piss baby

A piss baby is a whiny immature person

Jonathan Thomas is a piss baby

by Lampppppp April 25, 2024


Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 14, 2021


Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022


monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023


Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 16, 2024


Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022


The Piss Face

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!

Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.

by efishies15 January 26, 2019