Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

c h a o s

A recurring joke in a Dynasty Warriors YTP series made by SnanS GaiiaG. Basically every character with a monologue with the word "chaos" will say it slowed down while their head expands. Pang DeeD is the only one that wants p e a c e instead.

I fight only for those who value c h a o s . - Zhao YuuY

S-O-T-A

Usually known as state of the art. But S-O-T-A is actually an extraterrestrial being that happens to live in France. He has a beautiful face, big baguette, and hes great at flagging people in chess. Also he bullies women in discord like me.

Some fish in discord : "You guys should date"

Girl : "Eww"

S-O-T-A : "Sorry but I want my children to be smart"

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Something is Wrong. A message when you get hacked by the “SALPHA4CKER_BOB” Virus. If you suddenly see S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈ in your files or anything in your computer, please turn on windows/apple sicurity immediately. You might be in a deadly problem.

S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈

Digs (d^S-)

A unit of measure derived from the decibels of a woman’s moaning (d) and the Squirtage (S-)

She was up to 10,000 Digs (d^S-) ! I must’ve really been diggin in her!

it's the 70's down there

AKA i have alot of pubic hair

(for refrence: in the 70's people went all natural and didn't care to shave)

kyle: so girl, we still on tonight? ;)

pamela:sure, just gimme time . it's the 70's down there

kyle: i'm a grown ass man, some hair wont stop me girl

Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”

1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”