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A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.
They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.
The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.
john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.
A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.