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an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.
(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)
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Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.
Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.
The lowest form of irony.
Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.
Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"
"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
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references a person - man or female. Generally a male. Often used as code so that names are not mentioned during dialogue.
"What's good duke da god?"
"Did you talk to duke da god?"
"How's it going duke da god?"
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A guy who thinks he is the actual shit when it comes to the ladies, but eventually he loses his touch and becomes a pathetic weak ass cunt. Not to be confused with the finesse goddess, who will always trump a finesse god because well...the finesse god ain't finessing shit unless the finesse goddess allows him to.
Fuck Boy 1: Hey bro you are such a finesse god, you can get any woman you want
Fuck Boy 2: Yea but did you see that one girl turn me down?..She is a bad ass finesse goddess.
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Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.
Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.
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A blonde haired man, usually tall in stature. Having many talents and appearing God-like to women.
The bassist was an amazing golden haired god man on stage.
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