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On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day
Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*
On someone’s birthday u gotta give them kisses depending on there age
Hey look they haven’t gotten birthday kisses
That means they gotta get kisses on their birthday
On the 9th of February
If you see or meet anyone with the name Lee - Kiss
Anywhere on his body
It’s national kiss lee day, come here lee
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza
“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler
“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler
“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”