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Grab a 2 liter of code red, open the vagina lips and pour a lil bit in, then have her dance like a gypsy. Then have her open up and enjoy.
Oh Andrew give me a Pop Ma Martini....................PLEASE!
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The pansy Elf trio on the Rice Krispies box.
Little girl:I like Crackle.She's cute.
Crackle:SHE! She thinks i'm a girl!
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when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.
Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass
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mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!
I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
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When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."
After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)
Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"
Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"
Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"
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When someone mainly a rapper blows up after their death because they died.
“Dude king von just blew up out of no where. Ya I know it’s the pop smoke effect.”
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(n.) the shape of a non-virgin woman's jeans over her vagina. It's how men tell if her cherry has been popped or not.
Dude, how can you think your girlfriend's a virgin, if she had a bigger v-pop it'd hit you in the crotch!
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