Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

Connor’s big fat mom

She fell and fucking eradicated the Triassic period.

God: I’m gonna send Connor’s big fat mom to get rid of these damn dinosaurs

ex military soccer mom

When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom

Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~

ur mom gay lol

ur mom gay lol is one of the most deadliest insults ever. It makes you want to commit deathpacito.

Asshole: U have a small weewee
Me: oh really? ur mom gay lol
Asshole: Fuck *runs away*

I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

your mom goes to college

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

Your Mom Goes to College

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).

Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"