Financial Rape

Financial Rape - When a business or organization fails to monetarily compensate you for your services to your expectations.

Home Depot commits financial rape by paying people $5 an hour.

corporate rape

This is when a corporation screws you over really badly and your only option is litigation. The cost of legal representation for litigation is tens of thousands of dollars. Therefore, it is almost impossible to find an attorney to represent you if your damages are less than tens of thousands of dollars. Corporations simply use general liability insurance if they are sued. There is no equivalent if you are the plaintiff, which is a very annoying constitutional violation.

I am a victim of corporate rape from xyz corporation, who screwed me over so badly and they spend so much money on attorneys, however, I cannot afford legal representation.

Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

Rape resister spray

Pepper spray used for making boys hoop their fists while crying

Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.

PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.

eye raped

Unsolicited dick pic from someone you met online

I was having a nice conversation with this guy I met online until he totally eye raped me.