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23rd of January is national suck a dick day.
“It’s national suck a dick day.”
“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”
Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES
SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.
man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.
Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!
James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"