Party Pooper

Better known as a Carmin. When some one rains on your parade.

Dude: Man alive, that parade was awesome!

Carmin the Raincloud: Ha ha ha, I am going to rain on you and Poop on your Parade!

Dude: Jeeze, Carmin the Raincloud. You sure are a Party Pooper.

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Party Downs

A hipster party in which everyone flails their limbs to dubstep as if they had cerebral palsy.

Let's check out this warehouse gig and party downs.

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Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

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sloppy party bottom

A gay man that maintains a diet, so that his anus and bowels will stay clean, so at a gay party he is passed around to numerous men and buttfucked until he has a sloppy fanny.

Those six fairies are rock hard waiting for their sloppy party bottom to arrive.

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Do you party?

A euphemism for "Do you do drugs?"

"I have an eightball of blow in my pocket. Do you party? Here, have a bump."

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Party rock shuffling

If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away

Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...

Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...

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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".

Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!

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