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Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears
Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka
Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help
Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...
*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
A large fury animal with large teeth and claws that are attracted by open food and menonstrating woman.
A huge bear attacked our tent.
Fun upbeat spirited boy who has lots of fun with everything that is crazy and wild
Girl 1: I heard you were having fun last night, were you with bear?
Girl 2: yea he is so crazy!
A supporter or follower of ostracized, censored, truth speaking comedian, Owen Benjamin Smith.
“We are building a campground with the bears. Bolar bear! Bolar bear!”
Also known as British bears, they are British girls in their natural habitat. They usually move in groups of 3, covered up with a 2cm layer of make up and God knows what else. If you meet them in the club don't move otherwise they will attack you. They are violent if instigated.
Scenario 1 - 2AM in the club
Lad 1: "that chick's hot"
Lad 2: "dude she's a Bear, don't you have any standard?"
Scenario 2 - 2 AM in the club
Bear 1: "hey Jennifer, that dude is looking at you babe"
Bear 2: "do you think he'd buy me a kebab if I make out with him?