A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short
Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, it's got to be Two (TPOT)!
this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.
Dude, I've been super depressed lately, last week I had four two-hub days
A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls