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You invite a girl out of dinner in order to have sex but she doesn't want to, so you ask if you can put the.... D-IN-HER!! (Dinner)
DINNER - d-in-her, She doesn't want to go for dinner but i am going to put my (D in her)......
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a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
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The act of flash freezing ones skin while procuring Freon from an air conditioning unit.
Tyler "Ok so hold the bag up to the valve"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"
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The ultimate form of relaxing, and chilling out. Doing this to the maximum. Most commonly in the sun, with friends!
What You Doin?
Just Chillaxin To D Maxin With Mates!
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Those SVU fans who despise the hook up and scenes where Elliot Stabler and Dani Beck are together. They very strongly disapprove of the ship between Elliot and Dani.
"I despise the relationship between Elliot/Dani, therefore I am an E/D Hater! Long Live E/D Haters." - E/O Shipper
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if you don't know what it is called, it is a frinit d' shrint.
"dude, what's this weird frinit d' shrint called? <points>"
"dude, that's called a grundle."
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