bro im here cause im horny

i was actually horny, so i decided to make this a word :D

Jason: why are you on that sexual ass website again?

Hannah: bro im here cause im horny

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dab me up bro

If you ever go to composite high school in Fort McMurray and someone comes up to you and says dab me up bro you high-five them with you hand parallel thumbs up then fist bump

Person one "dab me up bro"
Person two" dab me up"

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Really bro, that's how you feel?

When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.

Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."

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SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

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Bro, i cant feel my legs.

Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.

Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.

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Bro im going to Fix my vr

Term gay teens normally used as slang for getting their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend.

shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.

Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.

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