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The sweetest person I've ever known, he will make you laugh after a very long day doing whatever he could possibly do. He is silly, clumsy sometimes, but sexy in bed. He corrects my English and he makes me a beautiful steak. He is calm and nice. He will not scream at you or blame you for anything because he loves you. He is super smart and clever, and a (really) good talker. If he falls in love with you, he will get you. no matter what. King of grits.
Daniel Kim bought me a Ben burger!
A mixed drink. 3 parts Dr. Pepper, 1 part whole milk, one shot of rum.
Yo, that new bar downtown just opened up, I ordered the Daniels and it's amazing!
Where you stick ur fingers up a friends arse and spread them inflicting anal pain
The Daniel happened to me
punting the car in front of you while fighting for position
he really daniel gray'ed first place in the heat race
daniel asay is a very handsome and kind boy, he’s one of a kind and cannot be replaced by anyone. his black hair is always soft to the touch and his beautiful smile is so captivating that you could stare at his smile all day long, daniel is that person that likes to see others smile and will be there if you need him. he cares for his friends and loved ones, his child like personality makes him fun to be around and he could make you smile for hours. daniel is just that type of guy you should hide your girl from.
girl: “hey have you seen the new kid daniel asay?”
boy: “yea but sophia almost saw him”
girl: “what’s wrong with that?”
boy: “i wouldve lost her dude”
boy: “that man is seggcy”
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people