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my mate malachie's fish was called that.
big fat fish balls wuz here
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the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.
Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
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After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them
that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger
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The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.
Woman: Oh word?
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