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When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.
Thus making it the suck of death.
Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.
A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
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quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.
guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.
ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!
joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”
my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker
When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”