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Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
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A person who is 12.5 percent god. Most Half Demisemi gods don't even know they are in fact a Half Demisemi god cause no one gives a shit if you are even a Demi God.
The Half Demisemi God in my History Class still managed to get detention 3 times a week and pull out of the class with a D-.
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Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
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A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"
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The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.
Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.
Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?
Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!
Brown person: oh god oh fuck
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When something or someone goes beyond being retarded.
"Like, did you just hear what Adam said?"
"Yeah, that kid is so re-god-damn-tarded!"
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