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Subtle alternative to "jerk off".
Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!
The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.
“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”
When someone slapped you with a piece of meat
My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.
(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat
I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim
My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"
A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁
Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.
When someone slaps you with a giant sock of shit and cum
I heard Andy got Jim slapped like Eminiem