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cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner

Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha

by The Fire Nation December 27, 2023


Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019


Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 29, 2020


crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016


cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks July 30, 2005


Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke

Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake

by Wonky slush February 5, 2021


Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022