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Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool
“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”
“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year
That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.
Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon
The rancid smelling rainbow-colored, dark liquid commonly found in the streets near supermarkets and/or fish markets.
*Passes a fish market*
“Ugh, what’s that smell?”
“Hold your nose, that’s that supermarket waters in the street.”
A person who in a bar is drunk and and is in need of water so they go to the bathroom and drink from the faucet.
there goes the sink water baptist! he think he slick!
When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.
I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.
when two people are okay with each other to the point where they throw water at each other in the kitchen as a form of foreplay
Alex: yeah that’s crazy
Kirsten: haha haha *throws water while doing dishes*
Alex: *throws water back*
Both: sexy water fight ;) bedroom? couch?