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The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.
"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"
"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"
What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children
Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction
unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.
I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.
When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom
is the slang term, or an alternative phrase, for when anal penetration triggers an unexpected instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Onyx experienced anal mishap vomit as a result of trying anal penetrative sex with Christian.
A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.
“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”
The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.
Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.