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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024


Tubba bear

An amazing person who been through so much but still keeps a smile up through it all . Strong ; Courageous; and outstanding .

Thats my tubba bear , he's all mine .

by Lllon March 29, 2017


Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017


meanie bear

a mean person thats is named after a care bear beacuse they really get into the care bear movies.

eric is a meanie bear but i love him.

by lauraloveseric July 20, 2007


Meanie Bear

1. One who is mean, in a sense, often refers to those who drive out at night with men and make their boyfriends worry.
2. One who gets drunk and pukes all over the basement floor in houses that they do not know who the owners of the house are.

Laura has now earned the title of "meanie bear", because she got drunk and drove with random men.

by Eric McKnight November 26, 2007


lozza bear

Idk but i Saw Harvey said lozza bear 4 loren lol

Idk, lozza bear .. idk lmao

by Melanie lol February 8, 2018


Bear nugget

Pieces of dried up poo normally found in the asscrack of a large hairy man.

The young otters favorite snack is a bear nugget.

by midwell November 11, 2022