the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car
"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."
1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men
2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money
i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate
when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom
jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate
jeff; damn
a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!
person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.
(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."
Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.
When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach
I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway