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The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.
1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.
2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.
3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.
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A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.
That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.
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Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
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Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
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Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.
Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.
The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
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Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.
Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.
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When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.
Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"
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