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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 08, 2018


Sped stick

A person named brenda is always going to be a sped stick

That girl brenda is a sped stick

by The cool kid cam January 03, 2022


Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021


Walking stick

Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.

Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.

by Knows_Shit January 08, 2015


King stick

A absolute god of a streamer who makes heads roll. He gets all the bitches and all the hoes. He's in the cool guy orphan club and he aint even a orphan

Did you hear about that chad king stick?

by ML14 June 27, 2023


Stick factor

The name given to the reason for certain objects, fads, quotes, or acts to influence people.

The vibrancy and uniqueness is The stick factor that influences youth to buy their products.

by Zealious September 14, 2019


Orange On A Stick

The gods most beautiful gift. It’s completely pointless. And 100% useless, but isn’t everything? If we can have an orange in the White House, we can have an orange on a stick!! Our orange daddy in the sky gave us this beautiful gift and we must cherish it.

GIVE ME THAT ORANGE ON A STICK DADDY

by Aristotle318 March 02, 2019