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when a situation has reached an all time low
Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.
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When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.
Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.
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Since girls think it’s funny to slap our ass and dicks on April 12 we will slap their tits!
yo it’s national slap tit day so i can slap a girls tit
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A euphoric state-of-mind which is similar to the effect of drugs. It involves a heightened sense of joy. Can overcome anyone at anytime.
Not to be used in front of family members, because it might sound inappropriate.
Miriam said to Liz: I'm buzzing off my tits!
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I was wigging, but now i'm buzzing off my tits!
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the best exclamation ever.
very catchy.
Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.
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An event that is extremely rare.
Dave, do you think Newcastle will win the premiership this year? Fuck you Steve, you've got more chance of getting a twenty p tit wank.
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When a woman has huge E size tits and when she rides your huge rock hard dick while you fuck her and starts to bounce, the tits jiggle and wiggle and bounce like jelly.
Guy: Ride my cock and make those big juicy fatass tits jiggle
Her: Oh, you know how I rock these tits. I’ll mega them jiggle like you’ve never seen before
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