The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Chocolate's; It's All, Good; Good
Meaning; It's All Good
Really: You Know Chocolate's Good...
Guy#1: Man I'm Sorry Blondie Just Dumped You.
Guy#2: Hey, Blondie's nice, but Chocolate's Good! Maybe Brunette Is My Flavor.
When you eat her ass and its dirty.
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.
Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was
Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy
Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave
An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!