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When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
A black man's penis. Generally very large.
You are a chocolate pecker!
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
A delicious desert or a treat, that is basically a lot of melted chocolate chips on a warm pancake and is folded. so it looks like a taco.
Haha! Chocolate Taco go BRRRRRRRRRRR
Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.