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When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.
Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!
A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.
Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.
A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass
Girl:"i hate Holly!"
Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"