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the act of licking a woman out
tom l wanted to drink from viviens fish pot
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This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.
ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.
ex.2: Are they smelling like fish yet?
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The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
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your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole
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a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.
Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*
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A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.
Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”
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gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.
"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"
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