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meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen September 3, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat & two veg

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

by fred November 25, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Melbourne meat raffle

The perfect storm of Darwinian occurences...(see {Melbourne Style})these people wander around at night boozd up on beer looking like the prisoners they are the descendnts of trying to mate.

The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.

Twas near midnight .There were 2 Kylies and a Chantal readying their car keys for battl when a bloody drunk man was belched out of the brawl. The Melbourne meat raffle had begun. Kylie # 1 swooped in and promised to give the other 2 a ride if they didn't get one...they backed off and the first winner was anounced...

by Sparky9999 January 28, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat and potatoes man

A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.

Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."

Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"

Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."

by Marie717 June 4, 2016

17๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chicago meat hook

(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.

I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.

by Sammy19 December 20, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yard Meat

1. Questionable offerings at a potluck
2. whores sizing up men at a pool party

Brenda to Karen: "Damn girl look at all the yard meat at this party"

by 420HackerExtreme October 29, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


100% Pure Meat

A very sexually active young man.

Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.

Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.

See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)

Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh

*meat bursts out and covers the room*

Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!

Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*

by manyperson May 9, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž