Some of the fakest bitches are born on this day, NOT all but some. October 2nds aren’t always what they seem.
Ever wonder why there is almost never school on October 2nd? I think that schools know that it is National Skip School day because almost every year there's no school on October 2nd.
"Hey, its October 2nd! Time to skip school! " says Ricardo
"Uhhh there's no school again this year." says Breanna
"Really again!"
October is national give head day.
“Today is October 16th gimmie head.”
National hug a girl named Bella day:)
“Hey it’s October 16th you gonna go hug Bella?” “Of course!”
National girl give a boy £1000 day
"Its October 16th so I have to give a boy £1000"
National fuck your math teacher day
Girl:today is october 16th
Boy:I need to fuck ms cicala
Sebastian's birthday day he was born it's terrible day but mst be celebrated
"happy birthday Sebastian it is October 16th"