5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.

Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed

The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

the birthday rule that everyone knows

The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.

Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.

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fed to the rules

dumb

fed to the rules and hit the ground running

Rule 37

if it exists, there is porn of it.

Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids. Rule 37 man!

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Mark's Rule

the combination of Elimination Method and Cramer's Rule

I will use Mark's rule on my math exam.

Rule 321

If a song exists this rule states there also exists a dubstep remix of it

Eric: Hey joe! Did you hear rule britannia?
Joe: Yeah! Did you hear the dubstep version of it? #rule 321