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turbocentric piss

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim

"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"

by PeeZus420 October 10, 2021


Piss Soda

A soda that is usually hidden as lemonade but is actually piss. Its like yellow snow i think

person 1: "this lemonade looks weird..."
person 2: "man thats probably Piss Soda"

by yasuhiro December 9, 2020


Piss Rat

A person in a leadership role who abuses their "power" to overwork, underpay, undermine, etc their subordinates in the most unethical way. They usually do not belong in their role as they haven't had any formal training and just ended up their by sucking the dicks/tits of their former superiors. Everyone who works underneath them hates them openly but the piss rat's ego doesn't even recognize this. (see also, narcissist)

Employee 1: "I don't like my boss Rachel. All she does is blame everyone else for her frequent errors."
Employee 2: "Classic Piss Rat Rachel"

by PlatinumPup February 22, 2023


door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 5, 2004


Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.

Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.

by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023


pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot January 1, 2024


five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011