An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.
"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."
A person who eats zebra cakes.
Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!
the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.
The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.