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Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.
Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.
OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......
there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)
When your girlfriend gives yous a blowjob consisting of both rows of teeth.
"Yeah bro, my girlfriend bear trapped my dick last night so I broke up with her this morning."
The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.
Me: Imma go make sum bears :)
Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!
Me: Make da bears hehe
Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!
Me: :D I'm makin' bears!
When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.
Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move
Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?
a synonym for the following words: honey, sugar, sweet pea, honeybun, pumpkin, and princess.
hiii stinky pookie bear!! i missed u!!
A cult formed to stop the bear menace from taking over the world in the great bear uprising of 2012
Hey I feel a lot safer knowing there will be bears is there to protect us