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When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
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What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.
Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.
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The closest eye that any human could ever keep. The term was coined by a Chicago dentist watching Stewart Cink in the 2009 British Open. It was rumored he texted a close friend, when Cink started the back 9 at +1 par, that he "was keeping the closest eye on Cink". Cink came from behind and won the 2009 British Open for his first major championship.
Dr V.: I predicted the last 4 teams to get in the NCAA March Madness Tourny.
Pharaoh: Dude, that is a Cink eye.
Dawg: Ok dude
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somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.
oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.
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gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.
Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.
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When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.
"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"
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n. A sexual encounter; The act of simultaneously urinating in your partner's mouth while farting in their eyes.
1. My eyes are rather itchy from that Pink Eye Lemonade last night!
2. Harold, give me a huge warm glass of Pink Eye Lemonade...right now.
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