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"The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
Your boss' boss.
My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.
Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.
Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!
Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
'If you can bang up her man....she's single" that's Tyrone's-Law bro