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Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does
Me:Yo bro I nut buttered on this girl last night
Guy: really did she like it
Shiiiiii fuck around in find out.
I’m a lesbian but I’ll eat nut butter
nut butter sperm the stuff that a male perduces when he is ''happy''
omg ewwww your nut butters all over me.
Butter made with fish oil from a trout.
This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.
When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
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Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"
"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"
"$13.40"