S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

P-Head

The logo for the antenna tv company PBS.

Hey do you know P-Head?
Yes, hes from my favorite channel PBS!

P head

match.

P Head was a terror's face scares.

P O V

People will write POV before typing what want to say.

P O V my cat is the best ever!

Julian P.

Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"

Sloppy Ryley P

Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.

Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P

Platinum P

A vagina that is one of the best, if not, the best thing that you have ever stuck your penis, finger(s), hand, and/or mouth and/or tongue. This is a mind blowing but yet dangerous experience. Don't just use this female for sex unless she is absolutely on the same page with you and she wants to just be friends with you, but she also wants to have sex with you considering that she likes your dick and enjoys having sexual intercourse, oral sex,

Dude, that girl had that platinum p, I don't even know what to do right now...