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Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.
I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.
I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.
The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating
Juan made a delicious Mexican cumcake.
When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.
Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!